The Café Scene [open/non-canon]

[Midna]

It was the start of a new day. The employees were gathered bright, and early before the start of their shifts when the manager called for a brief meeting. A few of their current workers was sick with the flu, and they needed a temporary waitresses to fill in those shoes. As the manager revealed the temporary hired hands, all of the employees were filled with shock to see a beautiful blue skinned woman with elven ears, dressed in a maid's outfit standing before them. She smiled softly before giving a small bow before her co-workers. The funny thing was, they were all down on their knees, including the manager before her.

She had that affect on people, she supposed.

Nonetheless, to explain things in detail, Midna had a day job for the time being. It was a busy day in particular in Hyrule Castle Town, and the Cafe soon enough became the hotspot for lunches that very afternoon. She didn't have to worry much about people getting suspicious about her race with the silly, but cute outfit she was wearing. The costumers would just assume she was a passionate cosplayer, and doing it for the moe points.

The Cafe employees would notice something quite off from their dauly routine. It was dramatically busier, and their sales have never been so high before. Midna had made her dictator demeanor known as she scolded, and disciplined the costumers to go for seconds, and even desert. "SECONDS! DESERT! YOU ALL NEED MORE!" she demanded.

"YES MA'AM!" they replied.

Who would have known being a waitress would be a such a hard, and difficult job? Midna might be breaking a sweat from all of this bossing around.

OOC Note. Ok! As the title implies, this is non-canon. It's a silly little parody, and everyone is invited to join! I would highly advise using the tag system given this might get a little carried away. Just felt like having a silly thread once, and a while~

Tags. Open~

[Ryan Green]

He felt compelled for some reason to enter this little cafe. Why? He had no idea. He was probably hungry and in the mood for a light snack or something. The Cafe was a cute enough place, a bit outside of his usual stomping grounds, but he didn't feel like he cared enough to let things like unfamiliarity stop him from enjoying himself. After all, wasn't it the point of living to try all things at least once? That way you could legitimately say that you were of an open mind, instead of just declaring it and pretending to be wise.

The Sitting down at a table, Ryan waited for the waitress to service him, looking at the menu as he did. The food was your usual sweets and goodies, with few things actually healthy or good for you in any sense. Picking an item at random, he placed the menu on the side of the table to signify to the waitress on duty that he was ready to order

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[Elohim]

And of course, the star of the show had arrived. In the midst of all the chaos, one particular customer walked into the cafe. Blond hair was swept back and spiked up, red eyes glaring at each who met his gaze, and he certainly knew how to dress. A black v-neck t-shirt was worn underneath a large white coat, with fur lining the large collar and running all the way down to the bottom of the jacket, with a pair of black slacks and black dress shoes. A pair of gold plate earrings hung from his ears as he took a seat in the cafe and made a very 'demanding' gesture towards a certain blue maid waitress.

"Come now, serve me! If I am not impressed with the service, I'll destroy this cafe," he commented, a both malicious and arrogant smirk on his face as he did so. This was, of course, the Poe Undertaker Elohim. Why he was here, god only knows, but it meant things would get very unpleasant or very loud soon. Either way, before anything could actually be done, he let out a haughty laugh, as he saw the faces of many of the other employees, including the manager.

"It was a King of Heroes joke, you may laugh!" he commented before continuing laughing at his own joke, some of the others very eagerly faking a laugh to keep him content. They may not know why he was there, but they at least knew who he was and what he was capable of. It was best to just play along with him and hope he leaves in a good mood, or at least that was the thought of the manager.

"But you, bring me one of everything!" he barked with an arrogant grin on his face to the particular waitress that caught his eye; Midna, of course. He only went for the best, after all, and this woman was better than many others.

"And a smile to go with it."

This would just get better and better.

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[titania]

Whether she was dressed to serve or to kick ass and take names was up for debate, but regardless, there she was, more than ready to serve.

She had already been more than tired by the work she was doing, work was busy and she was already half an hour passed her lunch break, and more than enough people were eyeing her with lustful desires. Oh well, she dressed the part well.

"Hey Midna! I'm taking my break!" she called out to the boss, making it clear she had enough of not eating today. Dammit she was hungry and she wanted her lunch. "Hey, where's my burger! Well, make it, heavy on the onions, seriously, I want people to cry at the smell of my breath!" The last line brought a few laughs from the crowd and she gave a small bow, proud of her recent accomplishment.

[Link]

He wasn't particularly hungry that afternoon, but there was nothing wrong with stopping by for a drink, and relaxation, right? The bell rang signaling his arrival in the cafe. He couldn't believe just how busy the cafe was today as he watched the servers run around ungracefully trying to get everyone orders in. Link was starting to doubt if coming here was such a smart idea.

He knew he had to continue what he started, and took a table over by the corner. He was patient, and would wait his turn before a server came up to take his order. In the mean time he would indulge in a little people watching. It was certainly lively as the volume of the crowd increased with the amount of costumers coming in to the humble cafe.

Though there was one person who caught him completely off guard. A blue tinted woman in a maid waitress outfit. She didn't look like a regular worker to such a corner cafe of Castle Town. Would she really stoop so low as to take a day job, and wear something as outrageous as a maid attire? This was certainly going to turn out very interesting.

Tag: Everyone. c:

[Midna]

"Waitaminute, Titania!" she cursed at her co-worker for ditching to have a lunch break. Her eyebrow twitched in annoyance realizing that she had more workload on her plate. She placed a few dirty dishes over by the basket for the person behind cleaning the dishes to wash up. As she turned her back, she heard a few unpleasant comments spoken on how chaotic the cafe had gotten. She was starting to figure out that the service industry was just as bad as engaging in lethal combat.

There were still some tables left unanswered with their orders. What on earth are the other slackers doing? Did she have to do everything herself!? The Twilight Princess could feel a vein or two about to burst from the amount of stress added onto her job. Though she had to prevail, and make sure all of the costumers were happy with their stay~ It was all for the sake of the moe points. Gotta collect them all!

Just so everyone knows~ The employees who hired the temporary workers were all small cat people (click here for lack of better description) scampering about like chickens with their heads chopped off to get all the orders in. There were all sorts of 'nyans, nyans nyans' all over the place. The chibi employees deployed two servers scattered about taking up Ryan, and Link's orders after Midna gave them a death glare to keep up their hard work. Another one got out Titania's lunch as well. With one worker down, it would mean the work load was severely unbalanced.

Then came piercing into her elven ears the voice of a male far from arrogant it was sickening. The ego maniac Poe Undertaker, out of all the people in Hyrule, made his appearance known, flashy and over the top as usual. Why here of all places? Why? Carmine eyes flared up, and turned to face the King of Heroes as he appointed her as his server.

"Why you son of a..." She was about to downright refuse his demands. However the manager poked over her shoulder whispering he was a costumer. A costumer was like a deity to this small cafe, and with the way everyone began laughing with him, he might as well be one in this place. She nearly broke her pencil writing up his order on her notepad. A very forced, displeasure, frightening, and downright nasty smile formed across her face as she turned around to tell the cook to put in Elohim's order.

OOC Note. Nyan nyan nyan~

Tags. Everyone! :3

[Elohim]

That was what he wanted. A nice smile on her face as she graciously took his order. Elohim's ego prevented him from seeing the built up rage/disgust/etc. in that smile, as all he needed to see was that he got a smile out of her. His laugh turned to a more jovial one as he stood from his seat, reaching a gold-ringed hand into his coat. This cafe was doing well for itself and so far it had appeased him, so he would appropriately reward them for hiring such good help.

"Excellent, excellent! I'm really liking this place!" he exclaimed as he pulled a solid gold bar from his coat, setting it down on the table as a tip for his waitress, before looking over at the various other workers and deciding that for their work in recruiting such a woman, they deserved a reward as well.

"Come, take your well earned reward!" Elohim shouted as he reached into his coat once more, now with one leg standing on his chair as if it were a certain pirate's barrel, and pulled out a hand full of jewels and gold coins. With a careless glee, he tossed them into the room, before reaching in and pulling out another handful, tossing it like the first. He kept doing this for quite some time, laughing the whole way through. The other workers of the cafe, including the manager, all dropped what they were doing to begin grabbing the high-value pieces being thrown like candy. It wasn't often that something like this happened after all. It was, quite literally, raining money inside of the cafe.

And Elohim was laughing the whole way, since it literally meant nothing to him to do this.

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[titania]

Titania sat down and began to dig into her onion burger, ignoring the cursing from her boss. She was given a break at this time each shift, and by the goddess she was going to take it. However, it wasn't long before it began to rain. Money. Titania reached a hand out and grabbed a purple rupee from out of the air.

"Thanks guy. Best tip I've had all day." She said in the direction of Elohim, snatching a red out of the air too and stuffing it in her short apron. Continuing to dig into her burger, she quickly finished it off and belched, not a very ladylike gesture but dammit the burger was glorious.

"Alright I am back on, who's next?" She quickly began to take orders from people once again, knowing she was going to be busy and just simply didn't have time to truly enjoy her break. Oh well, these days happened, and the tips were great too.

[Nightmare Darklight]

Truth be told, he had actually been working in this little restaurant, particularly as a bartender. Really, it hadn't been too hard. From what he had heard, the money would be good, which was a lie right up until a few moments ago when the Undertaker started tossing riches, and then the whole thing had turned itself around and it was becoming one of the best paying jobs that he had really come across. He still wasn't going to stay here though, as this was probably just going to be a one time thng. And really, his break was starting in just a few minutes, so why would he end up worrying about this kind of thing? He would enjoy himself.

Sneaking around, out of sight, using the chaos that was developing as a means to keep from being seen, or being reprimanded by the cat bosses. As he made his way to a table, he sat down, watching the Undertaker continously raining riches upon the restaurant. Plus, he was hungry, so he knew one way that he could get his fill.

Namely, he transformed.

As his tremendous form started to take shape, it began to press into the ceiling, making it creak and groan. The Emperor knew that he would need a waitress. His form finished, and for once, he figured he would sprout all nine heads. One of them turned toward Princess Midna. The Emperor would admit, he did rather like the maid outfit on the girl. It worked better than most he had seen in the outfit. As the one head that turned toward Midna moved in, it gave the Twilight Princess a gentle nudge to catch her attention, if the massive dragon hadn't caught her attention. Giving off one request in a booming, commanding, yet polite voice.

"Nine hundred and ninety nine servings of everything, please."

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[Kotone]

Ok Kotone does not not how this happen but it did. She HATED ever moment of it as one she was wearing a outfit that felt like the wind will blow it off of her and two the bug was here. Kotone was wearing a waitress maid outfit like everyone else but she was staying behind the counter and close to the kitchen area. She did not want to go out there and move in this outfit really. She caught herself pulling at the skirt as it fit like it was to high up to her. Why could she not wear pants?

Now that she had time to think she was here because of money that or a favor. She can't remember to much as she flustered in the face and hate like eyes at the bug. She stood there quite as a statue not doing anything but put food and drink on the counter for the other girls that way she don't have to move around to much.

[Link]

Link was either blessed or unfortunate when the maid waitress had a lot on her plate to come serve him. She was cute, he admitted, but it was understandable with all of the costumers that needed to be managed. He placed his order in to one of the mini servants of the cafe, and silently watched everything around him play off. By now, he found peace in the noisy resteraunt despite the tremendous numbers added to the count.

He had a hard time grasping everything, but it would seem that it wasn't necessary. Then it began raining money every where. One of the costumers was loaded, and pouring all an inmeasurable amount of treasure from his coat, and pouring out by the handful. There was so many things wrong with this picture. The only thing he could do was sigh, and try not to worry about it too much.

Still, it was still fun to watch. A smile formed as he saw no doubt the fun everyone was having, and glad for the dysfunctional, but no doubt vitality this cafe had. When his drink came out, he began taking small swigs, getting a taste of what type of service had. "This is great," he complimented the server.

Tag: Everyone. c:

[Midna]

This isn't happening, is it? Midna pondered mentally. A deadpan stare was shot in Elohim's direction as she stood in the middle of it all as a witness to raining gold jewels, rupees, and excessive amount of treasure is being thrown everywhere for the employees to take for their liking. Everyone, and the manager was filled to the brim with glee of this sudden outbreak of wealth. This isn't happening, right?

It was. The cats were quick to getting Elohim's order out as quickly, and adorn with the finest the Cafe had. From the polished spoons, to the extravagant meals placed on the tray for him. When the stuck up King of Heroes' order was on the counter ready Midna quickly placed it on his table to enjoy his food. I hope you choke while you eat, undead bastard, she thought viciously.

Her carmine eyes lit up feeling a soft nudge against her form. When she turned to face whoever it was she was greeted by one of nine heads of a hydra placing an order. She stared at the beast for a second or two. Her hands moving on their own to take down his order, but her mind was elsewhere. Moreover questioning with every fiber of her being, attempting to find out how did a hydra manage to fit through the doorway, and take a seat to get something to eat.

Then it dawned on her what she wrote down. Her whole frame tensed up at the order before racing back to the kitchen. "Owner! Someone ordered nine hundred, and ninety-nine portions!" The cooks were set off in a frenzy shouting things like they were running low on ingredients to create that many portions. Oh dear. The dragon wasn't going to appreciate having a single meal left out of his course. Might as well face the music...

"My apologies, sir," she bowed her head apologetically, "I'm afraid due to the afternoon rush, we cannot have all of your portions out for the full course, but the rest of your meals shall be prepared."

This will not end well~

OOC Note. Nyan nyan nyan~

Tags. Elohim, Nightmare; everyone~

[Princess Zelda]

She did it. She laughed. She actually laughed as Midna barked out commands. Truly, the Twili was made for a leadership role; if she governed the rest of her race with such ferocity, Zelda wasn't sure whether if she should fear for them or just fear them.

Either way, this situation was intensely amusing.

One reason why was because she hadn't bothered disguising herself; she was just Zelda, taking down orders and bringing out trays like she had been doing it all her life. She got a few stares, but she got a few stares wherever she went, so it didn't bother her. This was fun, so the odd looks were definitely worth it.

Admittedly, her choice of clothing didn't help when it came to the stares. Instead of the usual black-and-white, mildly frilly uniform that maids typically wore, Zelda opted for a forest-green ensemble, with a simple white apron tied around her waist. It was still short, much to her simultaneous amusement and displeasure, but it was comfortable. And the aprons had pockets for her notepads and pens.

One of each she pulled out as she maneuvered her way through the crowd, ducking her head to avoid getting hit by a rather ostentatious silver rupee. Elohim was not the most pleasant of people, but one could never say that he wasn't... generous... when pleased. Though it did seem as if he enjoyed the ensuing chaos.

She laid a hand on Midna's shoulder as she passed, her easy smile turned reassuring. "He can be a bit of a handful," she whispered, her gaze flicking to Elohim and back. "The best you can do is smile and bear it."

Zelda kept moving; the tumult would not allow her to stay in one place for too long. She picked up a few orders, delivered a few trays, and found herself next to the hydra's table, watching as the ceiling complained against the weight of the massive dragon.

She gave him -- one of his many heads, anyway -- a stern gaze, fighting back a giggle. Only Ale-- Nightmare. Only Nightmare. "If you break the restaurant, you have to pay to fix it," she told him, before being swept away once again.

And there she was, at Link's table. Not surprising, truly; fate seemed to take pleasure in pushing them together. "Chaotic, isn't it?" she said, allowing her held-back laughter to come out in the form of a bright smile. "Is there any--"

Nine hundred and ninety-nine servings. Really.

Only Nightmare.

She sighed, then resumed her question. "Is there anything I can get you? Drinks tend to go down better with food."

It was nice, not having to be so formal. She could really let loose, say what was on her mind.

She spared another glance towards Elohim. ... Sort of. Unfortunately, the customer was always right.

tagged: midna, nightmare, link, everyone!

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[titania]

Really? A dragon just ordered 999 servings of everything. This day was ridiculous. Even with money literally falling from the rooftops, she wasn't paid enough to put up with this.

"More drinks? Sure. Hey Kotone! More drinks at table one-oh-one!" Using the assistance of her co-worker made it easier to keep the tables satisfied. Besides, she loved that the redhead hated her. What was she going to do, cause a fight?

She then looked over to Midna, rolling her eyes. "If he pays, the dragon, we better get a cut of that. He's gonna clog up all of our orders something fierce, and I'm not dealing with dissatisfied customers simply because tall and mighty over there wants to run our back rooms dry."

She definitely wasn't paid enough for this.

[Tags: Kotone, Midna, and everyone with ears]

[Freya]

Nymph in a blouse? Check. Utterly unprepared for any sort of serving work? Double check. Prepared to make do? Also check. Clearly, someone had forgotten to tell Freya exactly what garb to wear. Not least in terms of modesty. Not that it would have made a jot of difference, being as she had the same effect on people regardless of what she wore. She entered the back door of the café, just as a booming voice ordered a truly vast amount of food, all the while, various money related things, namely, rupees, were now apparently falling from the sky. With a gihugic grin upon her face, she found the nearest serving girl, a strange blue skinned woman in the most adorable, and in her honest opinion, rather fetching outfit, clasping her hands together in front of her, tilting her head to the side. People in the kitchen were looking at her with a good deal of confusion. Why wasn't the skull on her head being used for stock? Really, that skull would be perfect...

Hi, I heard staff was wanted, but, I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing. I love the outfit. And did someone really order nine-hundred and ninety-nine of everything? Who could possibly eat that much?

She rambled a little, somewhat overwhelmed by her surroundings. It was truly manic. People were so engrossed in what they were doing that she was being ignored, much to her disappointment. She cleared her head. No, she had a job to do. Whatever it was. She continued to smile sweetly at the blue woman, before an equally bodacious, and somewhat familiar woman wandered in and began complaining about a dragon. She was momentarily distracted by her simply ravishing appearance she almost missed her calling the customer a dragon.

Oh wow, don't I know you from somewhere? You look awfully... Wait, what, dragon? Here? Now? Ordering? Food?

A look cross-bred between terror, confusion and curiosity flashed across her face, before speaking up again.

So, what do I do? I've never done this before. Or seen anyone else doing it, or at least, not paid any attention. And definitely not with a dragon.

She shook her head, as if to punctuate her somewhat obvious point. Realistically, how many people in Hyrule, scratch that, the known and unknown universe, had serving THAT many courses to anything, or served a dragon food at all?