The Café Scene [open/non-canon]

[Merik Dragmire]

You ever had one of those really weird days? You know one of those REAAAAAAAAAALLY weird days where you're pretty sure that it has topped the weird charts and could not possibly get any weirder at all? Well usually when those days come along its a sure sign that something even crazier is on the way:

So as the ceiling was raining treasure, nine-headed dragons were ordering mass amounts of food, and waitresses were running all over the place, it was way too easy to miss the front door opening a little and a little fella walking in (especially as he was barely two inches tall); what wasn't so easy to miss was the loud KABOOM and burst of smoke as he exploded.

Timed right with the explosion the doors were kicked open and as the smoke cleared a beautiful and easily recognizable (despite her choice in clothing) young woman walked into the cafe. Taking in everyone in the room she smirked and winked at the crowd before stepping forward to speak.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to thank you all for coming out to support one of Castle Town's favorite hotspots. In fact I am so thankful for your patronage here that I, your lovely princess, will be paying for everyone's meals today. So everyone eat and drink to your hearts content on me."

With that the princess found a table, sat, and began looking through the menu for something to eat.

[Kotone]

Kotone sighed at Nightmare ordering food like that and even more to see Link and Zelda here. This was was some odd event as there was so many people in this room she hated however the bug was still on the top of her list. She blinks as the bug said to get more drinks for the man throwing money. She just rolled her eyes and went and bent down behind the counter grabbing the drinks and setting it on a plate.

Kotone took the plate and headed to the table of the man and the dumb bug was at. She did not notices the bomb coming threw the door as she walked over. She was very slow at her walking as she did not want to walk to fast and her skirt to blow up or show anything. She so wanted to wear pants then this.

Kotone blinks as she open her mouth to scream but nothing came out as the bomb going off scared her as she threw the drinks in the air heading at the guy with the money and the dumb bug. Out of reaction she put her hands down over her skirt one to put it down and two is out of fighter reaction. he forgot she had to lock up her weapons when on this job. She blinks as she looked to the strange girl then turn to hope the drink did not get on the guy. She did not want this coming out of her paycheck.

[Link]

Ok, he didn't have much words to begin with but now, Link was at a loss. A nervous expression could be found on his face as he watched mindfully from his table at the vivacious cafe. He was a little worried about leaving his seat simply from all of the commotion going on from all over the place. He was pretty sure there wouldn't be any violent breaks out during the duration of his stay (or perhaps it might just to prove him wrong). The waitresses certainly had a lot on their plates today. He had to admire their tenacity for prevailing through the odds.

He turned his head on over to meet another particularly beautiful waitress. His eyes widened realizing that it was Zelda, in a maid's outfit of all things! A small blush tinted his cheeks as he rubbed the back of his head nodding in agreement. "It is," he smiled. "I wouldn't worry about it. Keep up the good work."

An eyebrow quirked over to where the princess maid waitress looked over. Nine hundred, and ninety-nine portions? It didn't surprise him so much as what was ordered, but rather the person... creature that happened to order it. How did that dragon get in? If he didn't know any better Link might as well thought the world was going mad just from all of the insanity unfolding in this cafe alone. He let out a sigh turning his attention back over to his new cute server. "Sure," he agreed, "I'll have curry with mild spicy sauce."

Tag: Zelda; everyone